So lets break from computers just to something that makes me giggle a little. Last night was bad. So we were going to have Tuna sandwichs for dinner, and I got the good idea to make a couple of tuna melts. So I get the butter from the fridge, open the new stick and finish putting the first sandwich in the pan, this is when things started to go really bad. I knocked something on the counter and it knocked the butter and tray off. The tray landed right side up, on top of the butter. so picking that up the and then the smoke detector goes off. I flip the sandwich and it is only slightly blackend. Not a huge deal, just pay attention to the other side, and a pepsi sounds like a good idea. So I go to get the new box of pepsi from the bottom of the fridge, and it is stuck. A slight tug should get it out, along with the glass shelve above it, the  two gallon jug of water, the picture of tea and bottles of beer. So after unloading the shelf, one handed, pulling the soda out, putting everything back in, i get back to my totally burnt tuna melt. That was the only  sandwich that gave its life for the other two to be good. 

But wait, don't order yet! there is more! 

Adter dinner, I managed to step on and stub every toy and peice of furniture in the small apartment, on my way to taking the garbage out, all the way out, to the curb. This is normally not a big deal, and is usually a simple task, just roll the cans down the shared driveway to the curb. First can goes on, second can gets caught on the neighbors rear view mirror and does no damage at all to it. The third can magically catches on a different spot on the mirror and runs into the happy SUV. I didn't look last night at the damage to it cause i was scared it would be really bad, no issues though just a small couple of scratches. 

And the last point of amusement for the evening. 

After the trash went out, Tiki asked me to wrap up the tuna and put it my nemisis for the evening, the fridge. I open the draw to get a piece of saran wrap, and start pulling it, holding it in place, like i have done thousands of times, and it pops out, rolls into the drawer, bounces out and hits the floor. 

At this point i couldnt stop laughing and told Tiki and she sent me to bed.